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Joke of the Day

"bill cosby's full name is ""bill sinby over tanby"""

"I'm at my most insecure when asked if I want to save changes made to a document when I am sure I did not make any changes at all."

"Dear Bruno Mars, don't die for that b*tch. Obviously if someone is throwing grenades at her then she must be involved in some serious sh*t."

"Why did the seal make a Tinder account? To find a Significant Otter."

"I used the think that correlation implied causation, but now I know that it doesn't. I took a statistics class last year, and that might have helped, but I'm not so sure."

"Why is there no such thing as a great golfer? The best ones are consistently sub-par."

"Someone was told me that they were an actor. I told them I wanted coconut milk in my chai latte."

"Good cop: you two could go away for six years each for this Add cop: for a total of twelve years between you"

"I'll have you know, I've been sober for just over 100 days. Not like, in a row or anything...just in general."

"A boy asks his dad Boy: Daddy why do we call Mr Brown, brown? Dad: Probably cause he poops brown. Boy: like Mr White I guess."