180864

Joke of the Day

"Why did the seal make a Tinder account? To find a Significant Otter."

"Why doesn't Melania Trump want her husband to become President? She doesn't want to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"My Friend Has A Dyslexic Skin Condition My friend has a dyslexic skin condition. He wears his blood on his sleeve."

"My daughter refuses to play with her Ouija Board anymore because every time we play, it spells out CLEAN YOUR ROOM."

"Got fired from the firedepartment Guess putting a sticker saying 'find em hot and leave em dripping' wasn't a good thing to put on our truck"

"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time... are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

"why do we park in the driveway but fetishize an impossible and ridiculous masculinity on the hemingway"

"A man pushed his wife off a building... I guess you could say they FELL APART!"

"Most of my time is spent trying to work ""That's So Raven"" into everyday conversation."

"How does Bob Marley like his doughnut? w' jammin it"