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Joke of the Day

"A boy asks his dad Boy: Daddy why do we call Mr Brown, brown? Dad: Probably cause he poops brown. Boy: like Mr White I guess."

"I don't understand all of this Chris Brown hype. After all his music isn't even that good, his only decent hit was Rihanna."

"Sign at the gas station: ""Bathroom is no longer available."" I can't believe it. Even the Shell bathroom has someone."

"""Creepy DM: I want to shave your legs. Me: Ew"" On reflection this would have been a real time saver. If you're reading this, call me?"

"[a guy tries to stab me] ""at least buy me dinner first"""

"What do gospel and interracial porn have in common? Gifted black people and constant calls to God."

"How does a pirate reenact Travis Bickle's speech? Are you talking to me?"

"Why do people like amputee porn? It fucking stumps me."

"I often find myself rewording a long tweet so many times that it completely loses the original subject. This one started off about a cat."

"I used to be impatient.... ... I just don't have the time anymore."