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Joke of the Day

"I used the think that correlation implied causation, but now I know that it doesn't. I took a statistics class last year, and that might have helped, but I'm not so sure."

"What do you call a spinning potato? A ro-tater."

"I told my girlfriend that I am over my ex... I don't have to feel guilty anymore."

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I actually care when my computer crashes."

"What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick? The brick will eventually get laid."

"What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men? 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!"

"I heard Iran is supposed to do well at the olympics this year They're the bomb"

"What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car? You get to the other side."

"If Apple made cars they would be Swedish. The car would be called the iKia."

"There's a black guy in my family tree... He's hanging in the backyard."