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Joke of the Day

"Good cop: you two could go away for six years each for this Add cop: for a total of twelve years between you"

"Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe! Europe who? No! You're a poo!"

"There's a woman at breakfast with a mink purse. I guess it's important to skin an animal alive to keep your credit cards warm... Idiot"

"My Grandma has such beautiful... 3-Ply toilet paper. It feels so good on my ass."

"After my prostate exam.... After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came. At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man wants to hear: ""Who the fuck was that?"""

"If Steve Rogers was a drink, what drink would he be? An Iced Cap"

"SEE IF you can ""unscramble"" the name of this important American from yesteryear in under 10 min: AABRHAM LONCLIN. Go!"

"Did you hear about that terrorist attacks in Moscow? There's Ruble everywhere."

"Play-Doh is a wonderful way to teach your children that colorful things will lie to you about their taste."

"Being married is like peeing in your pants... At first it's nice and hot, but then it just gets sloppy and uncomfortable."