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Joke of the Day

"I'm at my most insecure when asked if I want to save changes made to a document when I am sure I did not make any changes at all."

"I want to be part of the 27 club I'm just DYING to get in."

"I burned 1000 calories by lighting my arm on fire"

"Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire? Because they can only semi retire."

"it's very distracting hearing your girlfriend being mauled by a tiger as you try to read ""big cat owners monthly""."

"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm"

"What do you call it when you kill an important donkey? An Assassassination. I made it up when I was seven and to this day its the only thing I've ever made up that resembles a joke."

"Did Pinocchio catch fire when he masturbated?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chef ! Chef who ? Chef Bridges !"

"Racist, Sexist, Nasty, and/or Terrible jokes that makes us questions your morals. I'll start! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: *None, feminists can't change anything*!"