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Joke of the Day
"What do the chronically late have in common with sex traffickers? They both ""run behind""."
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"I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I'm an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It's because I'm poor."
"Literature for the blind What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater? This is the most violent story I've ever read!"
"Why sacrifice virgins? Because they've done nothing to deserve it."
"I asked a Jewish person what they do in their spare time Apparently Hebrews."
"Haloween is over, but i just saw a group of people dressed up as the ghosts of the Cone Heads."
"saw license plate GODLSNS and am not sure whether it's God Listens or Godlessness. doin devil horns anyway"
"Why was Mary's phone bill so high? She was a roamin' catholic."
"if you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a videocamera you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out"
"I swallowed my NyQuil with a 5 Hour energy and a latte and now my pet unicorn Steve and I are off to bake cheesecakes."