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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb"
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"A dyslexic bank robber... Runs into a bank with a gun and screams out waving his gun around. ""Every mother sticker put your hands up with is a fuck up!"""
"Dont' Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries"
"What did the drummer get on his test? Drool"
"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way."
"What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle? A Moosical"
"Child on fire Would a crazy kid whose state-paid temporary parents set him on fire be a bananas Foster child?"
"Seems hypocritcal that we allow women who could be on there period at any given time on TV,but we make fun of a man 4 a fart, goes both ways"
"A joke from my old physics professor.. How Long is a battleship. True or false? False. How Long is a man from China."
"I'm obsessed with the earth It's like my whole world."