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Joke of the Day
"Haloween is over, but i just saw a group of people dressed up as the ghosts of the Cone Heads."
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"God made me an atheist Who are you to question his Wisdom."
"It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the Worsta Rhymes."
"Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8"
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