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Joke of the Day

"Why sacrifice virgins? Because they've done nothing to deserve it."

"I lost 80 pounds a while back... British prostitutes are expensive."

"Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was *ahruaergtw*"

"Instead of a tweet up, I think all the twitter crushes should get together for a weekend in the mountains You know... A Couples Retweet"

"wanna hear a really bad joke Go to r/jokes and go to the new category"

"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl+esh"

"[car wreck] [hand reaches out] ""Take my hand. I'm Chad Kroeger from the popular band Nickelback."" [I let the flames slowly bake me alive]"

"Grandma, stop asking people what they're supposed to be for Halloween-this is Walmart."

"What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!"

"A stallion and a mare where due to get married but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet"