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Joke of the Day

"Literature for the blind What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater? This is the most violent story I've ever read!"

"My penis was fired today... so if anyone has any openings I can fill, let me know."

"What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled Czech"

"Why did the puppeteer get out of jail? Because he ""pulled a few strings""!"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"Did you know Kurt Cobain had dandruff? They found his Head & Shoulders behind the couch."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't fuckin know, maybe if you didn't run him over we could ask him."

"Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend."

"Too bad the opposite of ""mo money, mo problems."" isn't ""no money, no problems."""

"Steve Irwin should have wore sunblock... ... to prevent against harmful rays."