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Joke of the Day

"I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I'm an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It's because I'm poor."

"How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose."

"Don't worry if a fat guy comes to kidnap you... I told Santa all I want for Christmas is you."

"if weird al is so popular now they should call him normal al. thats what i say on it"

"I can tell these $80 Nikes are going to help me get from the couch to the bathroom six times a day a lot faster."

"You block or unfollow me because I follow or retweet someone you don't like. Kindergarten called & said you left your maturity level there."

"Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint."

"What is a horse's favourite wine? Equine."

"You know why Santa has so big balls? He only comes ones a year."

"What side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside."