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Joke of the Day
"Why was Mary's phone bill so high? She was a roamin' catholic."
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"Congress If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?"
"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents!"
"I'm going to go to the gym and then to eat a Doritos Loco Taco, because I like to keep my body guessing whether or not I hate it."
"How do you know you're not a racist? Only if you have four black tires and a color TV"
"What do you call a nymphomaniac graffiti artist? Bonksy"
"I was at a restaurant when I noticed my waitress had a black eye... So I ordered really slowly, because she obviously doesn't listen well."
"I accidentally dropped one of my husband's Viagra into my contact solution and now I'm cockeyed."
"What do you call a whirlpool in a church? Holy water!"
"What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's sexual orientation? Bicepsual."