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Joke of the Day
"what sex position produces the ugliest babies? Ask your parents"
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"If a stork makes white babies, and a crow makes black babies, what makes no babies? A Swallow"
"I wish my race was bred fast and strong... Oh wait, no I dont."
"Do mailmen like opening their own mail or does it feel like work?"
"What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists? Microscope"
"ARMY WIVES SUNDAYS AT 11 ON LIFETIME. IT'S NOT TV. IT'S NOT HBO. IT'S NOT FX. IT'S NOT EVEN WE. IT'S LIFETIME. WHAT, LIKE YOU'RE SO GREAT?"
"A guy walks into a bar So a guy walks into a bar.... Where does he go next? The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital? For Alcohol poisoning"
"What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth."
"Going to a Kenny G concert must feel like being on hold for two hours."
"I don't believe my friend's story about the time he fit a whole watermelon up his ass. It's just too much of a stretch."