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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? ...you can't milk a cow for a decade straight."
Next Joke
"Following someone on Twitter and complaining about what they tweet about is like phoning someone to tell them you don't want to talk to them"
"What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy? A Nguyen mill."
"What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence."
"I'm also not racist/ I think everyone should own a black person."
"My teacher told me that two words should never have the same sound. What a homophonic bigot!"
"How do you top a car? You tep on the brake, tupid!"
"What do you call a person with a Simpsons fetish? Homer-sexual"
"What should my wife & I fight about tonight? Maybe start with something new then segue into a classic?"
"Relationship status: using the middle stall so someone has to sit next to me."