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Joke of the Day

"I went to see a therapist. I said, ""I'm not sure if I'm a man or a woman."" He said, ""Right. Just pull your pants down for me."" I said, ""No."" He said, ""You're a woman."""

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, all the grils have fled, so with [this](http://i.imgur.com/jKdoV69.jpg) I'll just have to make do."

"Even if they all unite against Trump, those seven countries won't get off the list A seven nation army couldn't hold Trump back."

"Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver? Dale Earnhardt jr."

"I actually like the smell of hospitals.. Does that make me a sick person?"

"Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die."

"Which person leaves first after a glory hole blowjob? Please answer. It's very urgent."

"My friend died from eating too much waterfowl I thought he had lived a good, happy life He told me that he was full of Egrets"

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I play too many video games. Seems like something pretty stupid to Fallout for."

"I wasn't dropped as a baby, but I've been making up for it ever since."