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Joke of the Day
"What does mosquito say when its parents die? shhhhhh.....it !!"
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"A man walks into a strop club and asks how much it costs to come inside. The man at the door says ""it's going to cost at least 1000 dollars to cum inside sir"""
"Cop: Admit it! You killed that family Murderer: You can't prove anything... Cop: You know, you're actually called ""Murderer"" in this thing"
"I met a man whose feet were always asleep. I guess you could say he was comatoes."
"That awkward moment when you're scuba diving and you see adele rolling in the deep."
"Why would they add ""twerk"" to the dictionary? People that would use said word can't read."
"I'm suprised that there aren't more fat lesbians... All they ever talk about is eating out."
"What is worse than waking up with your dick in your mouth after sleeping with your gf? Waking up with her dick in your mouth"
"What do you call a fishing prostitute A Hooker"
"What is the most positive thing in a ghetto? HIV"