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Joke of the Day
"What does mosquito say when its parents die? shhhhhh.....it !!"
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"I can count on one hand the number of times I've blown four of my fingers off with illegal fireworks."
"A note to reddit admins "
"What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The Ground"
"Pick a number between 1 and 10 Pick any number between 1 and 10. I will try and guess what number it is. Pick a number I'd say you chose 6 Some people will have just had their minds blown"
"What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
"I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid."
"What is the bank manager's favourite type of football ? Fiver side !"
"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. Whenthe instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."
"It's funny how red, white and blue represents freedom until its flashing behind you to pull over"