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Joke of the Day
"Got bucked off my high horse. Now I only have contusions of grandeur."
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"What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people? Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome."
"I saw a racially tolerant orchestra... None of them were bassists."
"Hey girl, is your PH 14? Because you're really fucking basic."
"Women are like helicopters... You know they work and you trust them, but if you make any effort to understand them whatsoever you'd be too terrified to go near them."
"Diarrhea must be hereditary Because it runs in your jeans."
"A woman walks into a bar. ""OUCH!"""
"Gravity 0/5: Worst Space Jam sequel ever. Literally no basketball."
"Remember: You don't owe anybody anything. Unless they killed someone for you. Then they probably deserve a nice gift card."
"I was looking at a cup of Earl Grey that always replenishes itself.. It was like staring into infinitea."