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Joke of the Day

"So I was eating out my grandma this morning, and suddenly I tasted horse semen. Then it came to me. ""So that's how she died."""

"Riverbed My daughter asked me the other day if the riverbed had a ""pillow"""

"I tried anal for the first time last night when I was blacked out.. I never knew I had it in me..."

"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf, you racist sons of bitches."

"What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!"

"Why did the medium cross the road? To get to the other side."

"What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato? The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics."

"Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner."

"What do you call a cat with 3 legs? A handicat"

"Whites are now a minority in California you could say there is Juan too many Hispanics."