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Joke of the Day

"What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!"

"What is another term for ob gyn? A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons"

"what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapuss... thanks dad."

"""Please add your phone number to secure your acct."" Facebook is now the Nigerian Prince."

"[about to message girl he likes] Me: I should just talk to her like I would anyone else. Be myself. And not act stupid. Brain: OR"

"You know something bad's gonna happen in a Law & Order when the electric guitar kicks in"

"TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once Whoops, wrong sub"

"Joseph: no rooms? Dude she's about to give birth to humanity's savior Innkeeper: sorry busy around Christmas time J: wtf around what time"

"If only the person that named ""walkie talkies"" had been in charge of naming so many more household objects."

"When my wife is sleeping I open her handbag, take out my balls, pat them & whisper ""I know guys I miss you too"" then put them back quietly."