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Joke of the Day

"Why did the medium cross the road? To get to the other side."

"Robin: ""Please?"" Batman: ""No."" ""It's prom!"" ""You can't drive the Batmobile!"" Alfred: ""Can I? It's Bingo night."" Batman: *tosses keys*"

"what do you call a woman with one leg I-lean Just heard it!"

"A nurse reached into her pocket looking for her pen and found a rectal thermometer instead. She turned to her colleague and said ""some asshole has got my pen""."

"I'm still not sure if I should throw out or keep my old pillow. I guess I better sleep on it."

"Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... BA DUM PSSHHH"

"Dance like theres no tomorrow OH MY GOD THERES NO TOMORROW WHY ARE WE DANCING"

"In case I ever get diabetes, I want to be sure that I'll be comfortable with injecting myself, so I practices by injecting sugar water."

"Did you hear that there's a new ""Divorced Barbie""? Yeah - she comes with all of Ken's stuff."

"Once you go black you'll sit in the back"