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Joke of the Day

"Riverbed My daughter asked me the other day if the riverbed had a ""pillow"""

"The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down & you don't know whether to tell, because you can't explain why you were looking that low."

"Uncle Robert was talking to his nephew Jimmy ""Uncle Bobby, how did you become my uncle?"" ""Well Jimmy, your parents went wham-bam and now Bob's your uncle."""

"Why did the alcoholic never realize his dream of becoming a lawyer? He just couldn't pass the BAR."

"Q: Why couldn't Batman go fishing? A: Because Robin ate the worms."

"How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C EH N EH D EH"

"Van Gogh's girlfriend: my dearest Vincent, lend me your ear Him: cuts ear off Her: I just wanted u to listen to me Him: nah, I'm good"

"Every time I approach girls they inexplicably shoot away from me. Can't say definitively if I have the force but... The correlation is strong with this one."

"My 11 year old made this up. Why did the pirate need a hooker? Because he lost his hand."

"CAT HOSPITAL Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have a CAT scan done."