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Joke of the Day
"Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner."
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"Remember ladies; When men give women roses they expect Tulips in return "
"I tell all the girls I chat to that I last ages in bed. It sounds better than telling them I'm on the dole, and don't get up until lunchtime."
"What do you call a gay vegetarian? A vegetarian."
"So... the girl I lost my virginity to was retarded. I wanted my first time to be special."
"When Chinese audiences see movies based on toys... ...they probably think ""Hey look! It's those toys we made!"""
"A dyslexic walks into a bra..."
"call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. Thats because elephants never forget =)"
"What do you call a fish with no eye? FSH"
"Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!"