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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a cock into a clock? Put two hands and a face on it."
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"aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?"
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"Oh... Oh dear... it looks like my grandmother's embroidered pillow may have stolen your tweet."
"You take the oxy out of oxymoron"
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"No one beats the Jackson 5! Except their father."