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Joke of the Day
"What's Chris Brown's favourite drink? Punch"
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"I'll never understand why anyone would want to kidnap a child, kids suck."
"Last night my mom made dinner, serving up a nice plate of ""You had so much potential"" with a steaming side of ""You shoulda married Jeff."""
"Sometimes I just like to surprise my liver and drink water."
"I'll never forget what my grandad said before he kicked the bucket ""Watch me kick that bucket"""
"I finally found out how Asians have an upper hand in video games! Squint your eyes. You see much better, right? Well Asians eyes are always squinted!"
"Should you make jokes about fizzy drinks? No they'll just go to pop!"
"I bet the hardest thing about being a gangsta rapper is never being able to really enjoy a scone in public."
"I went to see my doctor to get my prostate checked. He gave me the thumbs up."
"Sex so vanilla Baskin-Robbins names an ice cream after it."