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Joke of the Day

"An employee saw his boss fucking a girl inside a car. Employee: ""Nice boss, you enjoying alone, when will it be my turn?"" Boss: ""After the girl"""

"A recently conducted study reveals... Birthdays are good for health people with more birthdays were found to have lived longer"

"Dark humor is a lot like a child with cancer. It never gets old."

"what did cinderella do when she got to the ball? gag..."

"Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a truck."

"3 jews walk into a bar..... named Gas Chamber."

"The definition of irony; Not knowing the difference between a definition, and an example."

"How to piss of a reddit moderator? [Removed]"

"What is the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck."

"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes."