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Joke of the Day

"An employee saw his boss fucking a girl inside a car. Employee: ""Nice boss, you enjoying alone, when will it be my turn?"" Boss: ""After the girl"""

"What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman? ""I think I'm in loaf."" Ba dum, tss."

"When you eat the entire frozen pizza by yourself, the slogan changes to ""It's not delivery, it's depression."""

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bar tender asks him if he wants a drink, he says ""I think not."" He then disappears."

"Doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand A neutron walks into a bar, and asks: ""How much for a drink?"". To which the bartender replies: ""For you, no charge"""

"What do you call an owl with no forehead? I sucked too many dongs last night to remember"

"White smoke from under my hood means either my starter went out or my car has elected a new Pope."

"With-holding Sex Always Make Them Crack I'm with-holding sex from countless women at the moment, and they won't even budge."

"I don't understand why fat people get so much hate? They have love handle's not hate handle's"

"I 100% support the Trump Deportation Plan!! Where should we send him?"