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Joke of the Day

"With-holding Sex Always Make Them Crack I'm with-holding sex from countless women at the moment, and they won't even budge."

"A hipster politician was found dead today of an apparent suicide. He won the popular vote and just couldn't handle it."

"Why do so many guys spit in urinals? Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener."

"I like my showers like I like my women Hot, wet and finished in 20 minutes."

"Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls!"

"Did you guys know the majority is always right? Except slavery"

"Why do cows wear bells around there neck? Because there horns don't work. :)"

"Maybe that neighbor without a Wi-Fi password isn't an idiot. Maybe he's generous. And an idiot."

"What do you call an egg that cures cancer? A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son."

"2 fish in a tank, one says to the other Do you know how to drive this thing?"