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Joke of the Day

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bar tender asks him if he wants a drink, he says ""I think not."" He then disappears."

"Yo momma's so fat... I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!"

"I dressed up as a woman for a day just to see what they go through on a daily basis... apparently women get called faggot A LOT."

"Roman numerals. What are they good IV?"

"If you have to wait a while to get a fast food order, say, ""I thought this was FAST food."" The place will never recover from that mega burn"

"If you're having bow problems I feel bad for you son. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one."

"Why couldn't the fruit get married? They cantaloupe"

"TIFU by eating someone else's subway sandwich. Oops, wrong sub."

"Not now ex-boyfriend. Someone favorited 2 of my tweets. I'm a huge deal around there now & you lost your chance. Just kidding. What time?"

"I have a pen pal in North Korea I asked him what's it like there. ""I can't complain"" he wrote back."