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Joke of the Day

"Doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand A neutron walks into a bar, and asks: ""How much for a drink?"". To which the bartender replies: ""For you, no charge"""

"I fully support any type of marriage that doesn't involve me."

"What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7? An on-call-ogist"

"I am not going to joke about muslims and islam because.. I don't want the last thing I am going to hear to be: ""ALLAHU AKBAR!!"" and the sound of an explosion."

"Long story short, hitler beat me up and has my time machine."

"Have you ever noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are ones you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? There's such balance in nature!"

"The only thing I can fix in this world tonight is another drink."

"I hate when I can't understand what I'm eavesdropping on."

"Did you hear the one about the nympho who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a red snapper."

"10x2 and 11x2 are the same thing 10x2=20 and 11x2=20 too"