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Joke of the Day

"I 100% support the Trump Deportation Plan!! Where should we send him?"

"China must be a huge sausage-fest by now."

"What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ? DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !"

"Dear fork, I just wanted to inform you that you have a son. His name is Spork. Love always, Spoon PS: he has your hair."

"What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose."

"Snowstorm They call me the snowstorm, I'll give you 6-8 inches and make it difficult to get around the next day."

"So Tiger will be back for The Masters? I was really hoping he'd wait until The Player's Championship. The man's comedic timing is terrible."

"Alzheimer joke (Not sure if repost)"

"Apparently the average person has sex 365 times a year Pray for me. I may not survive the next 12 hours."

"Why did the meme crossed the road A meme beme screme"