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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Dothraki mathematician? A Khal culator."
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"A dyslexic man... Walks into a bra"
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"Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy."
"A police officer pulls over a speeding car.. The cop said to the driver, ""Ha! I've been waiting for someone like you all day!"". The driver replied, ""Well, I got here as fast as I could!"""
"Kanye West Running For President 2020"
"*wakes up in cold sweat* SHOULDN'T ELEVATORS BE CALLED SOMETHING ELSE ON THE WAY DOWN?"
"You lost your phone and it is on silent? Too bad. If you liked it you should have put a ring on it."
"a window joke What happens when the man shakes? The windows milk shake!"
"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the Fresh Prints."