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Joke of the Day

"Teacher , How can we keep the school clean Teacher: ""How can we keep the school clean?"" Student: ""By staying home"""

"BATMAN: I am the guardian of the night SPIDERMAN: With great power comes great responsibility CATWOMAN: Guys, help, I'm stuck in a tree"

"If by ""junk in the trunk"" you mean the untouched gym bag I store there, then yes, I most certainly have junk in my trunk."

"Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast? It was in bread....."

"When I Was a Kid, My English Teacher Looked my way and Said, ""Name two Pronouns."" I Said, ""Who, Me?"""

"Where do detectives go to have a drink? The Search Bar."

"If your gift says ""from Mom and Dad"" you just know Dad has absolutely no idea what's inside it."

"A man wanted to name his son a very long name... ...so he named him Miles"

"I just watched a boring documentary on how to build a time machine. That's an hour of my life I'll probably get back."

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar. Sits down. The bartender comes over and the ham sandwich says: > I'd like a triple of bourbon, neat. Bartender says: > I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."