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Joke of the Day
"A man wanted to name his son a very long name... ...so he named him Miles"
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"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
"People that have their kids on a leash get very defensive when you pet them."
"When is a one not one? When it's too"
"What did the HS principal say when he accidentally got a math substitute to fill in for a chemistry teacher? Whoops, wrong sub."
"How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian"
"What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming."
"I bet Seal is terrified of shark week."
"Crocs Why is wearing Crocs like getting a blowjob from a man? Because it feels fantastic, but then you look down and realise you're gay."
"Gonna open a karaoke place where each song is 90 seconds max. Most are 25 seconds. Just the chorus one time, then onto the next song."