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Joke of the Day

"BATMAN: I am the guardian of the night SPIDERMAN: With great power comes great responsibility CATWOMAN: Guys, help, I'm stuck in a tree"

"I was in a band called Obese Bastards. What can I say. We went through a stage."

"What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling."

"Definition of Insomnia: Finding a spider in your bedroom & when you leave for a second to get the spray & come back it's gone"

"People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. The confusion of this world is that people are used and things are loved."

"My mom said if I get ten thousand upvotes she will tuck me in Come on. She really wants a daughter."

"My wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with Football Manager. In my defence, I've got Dani Alves, Kompany, Vidic and Lahm."

"What did Earth say to the Sun? My life revolves around you!"

"What are the similarities between fat chicks and bricks? they both get laid by mexicans"

"My wife said I'm an idiot who can't do the simplest of things right So I packed her bags and left."