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Joke of the Day
"The deeper the pit you're falling into, the more chance you have to learn how to fly."
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"Of course divorce is expensive. The price of freedom has always been high."
"I married a Jewish girl... It was the best career move I ever made."
"Lance Armstrong never had the balls to admit that he cheated."
"Creams that smell like fruit play with your brain. Tempted to eat my own leg. Smells like mango, but would probably taste like rare steak."
"I only have a beard so I can scratch it while I judge."
"I love when commercials are like ""because four million people can't be wrong,"" because then I'm like, ""Really? even Nazi Germany?"""
"Son: Dad, how do stars die? Dad: Drugs, usually."
"What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea? The South Will Rise Again"
"I love how women always smell good, and can complete you, and are sometimes wrapped in tinfoil. Wait, that's a burrito. I love burritos."