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Joke of the Day
"Of course divorce is expensive. The price of freedom has always been high."
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"What do you call a gay alcoholic? Liqourace."
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves Carrying loads of sugar."
"Which color do Colombian communists hate the most? *Greengos*"
"I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it 'cuz it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race."
"Why don't blind men go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of the dog!"
"Everyone's switching from the iPhone 5 to the iPhone 6 for an extra inch ...I sure hope my girlfriend doesn't do the same."
"Why was the geologist arrested? He was doing crystal math."
"""Dad, why did Jesus have to die on the cross?"" ""He didn't do his 1st grade homework."""
"Q: How do convicts get drugs while they're in prison? A: Some asshole brings 'em in."