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Joke of the Day
"What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea? The South Will Rise Again"
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"I think I might stop cussing and get all religious and shit"
"RIP boiling water You will be mist. EDIT: AWESOME my gold cherry is gone!"
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"I was a professional boxer. Then I picked up Muay Thai just for kicks."
"""Wow, I haven't showered since last year!"" ""Haha good one, but it's not the new year yet"" ""I know..."""
"Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the greatest composer was all they would say is ""mmmmmm... Bach Bach Bach""!"
"What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sandwich."