99891
Joke of the Day
"What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea? The South Will Rise Again"
Next Joke
"Two cows are standing peacefully on a hill. ""Moo"", pipes up the first cow. The second cow turns to her and says ""BITCH, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!"""
"What do you call a small dog? A subwoofer!"
"A lot of people cry when chopping onions, but the trick.. ..is to not get emotionally attached."
"what type of beer does a hemorrhoid enjoy? pilesner"
"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
"I wonder if caterpillars know they're gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like 'why am I doing this'."
"Trumps wives were immigrants Proving again that they'll do jobs Americans won't"
"Can't decide whether to go to bed or to finish this Rubik's cube I started in 1988."
"In politics we call it left-wing and right-wing because we are all a part of the same bird. And we are all being told what to do by bird brains."