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Joke of the Day

"I love when commercials are like ""because four million people can't be wrong,"" because then I'm like, ""Really? even Nazi Germany?"""

"Okay, wait a second. I pee, I do my belt, THEN I wash my hands. I don't know about you but I've never, ever washed my belt."

"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!"

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again"

"What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."

"Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose."

"Mom Can we go out and play with granny? Yes, just don't bite her nails or I'll close the coffin"

"Who busted you out of Iraq? Well actually, I-ran"

"Who's this ""moderation"" people keep telling me to drink with?"

"Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea"