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Joke of the Day
"Lance Armstrong never had the balls to admit that he cheated."
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"The girl across from me is on the phone to her boyfriend. I regret nodding when she told him she looked terrible."
"Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road? He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke"
"So a guy walks into a bar where Eminem is the bartender Guy: Two shots please Eminem: You only get one shot"
"I'm an early bird and a night owl, so I'm basically some form of permanently exhausted pigeon"
"I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is ""love"" but it's actually ""floor"" ."
"I just learned Avicii is a singer and not Roman numerals for 1952."
"I brought my gimp home from the club yesterday and took off his mask... Oops, wrong sub!"
"That moment when you make out with the air trying to find the straw in your glass"
"What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer."