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Joke of the Day
"What makes men cheat on women? Women!"
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"Sausage jokes are bad... But German sausage jokes are the wurst"
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"It seems like every kid wants to be Spider-man or Batman now-a-days. They must have terrible parents if they all want to be orphans."
"Does the 5 second rule count for a baby? Asking for... Nevermind, her mom picked her up."
"I figured it out. Renee Zellweger is stuck in the longest oncoming sneeze of all time."
"Why did the fence get busted for having stolen goods? Because it got grassed up by the lawn."
"I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time Alpaca lunch."
"What does a guy who's self-conscious about his uncircumcised penis say to his barber? Just a little off the tip- I mean top."