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Joke of the Day

"I was down on the dock with some friends and they kept on trying to get me to drink. I reluctantly gave into pier pressure."

"the vibrator was invented when Dr Edward Vibrator got extremely chilly whilst shagging Mrs Vibrator and his shivering sent her to cum town"

"What kind of food can't blind people eat? Seafood."

"How do you get a blonde on a roof? Tell her drinks are on the house."

"What is the most racist joke you know?"

"This doctor once told me eating a bagel was like eating 5 slices of bread and I was like ok, cool, I like bread"

"Cat: Lame. Just lame. Me: Shut up. Not everyone goes out Friday nights u know. Cat: Leave extra food out. Im bringing a girl home. Me: ...ok"

"In 1987, we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope... ...now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope."

"My Math teacher asked me if I have learnt about angles yeah, to a degree"

"I'm sure Santa is black... He only works one day a year."