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Joke of the Day

"What is the most racist joke you know?"

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"A programmer goes on a walk XD"
"I invented a new word: *Zygorepostalgia* It's the feeling you get when you see the same joke reposted more than once in the same day and realize it wasn't funny the first time either."
"What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat? Skip."
"Groin cream... Not suitable for those with a nut allergy."
"Why did the snooker player go to the toilet? To pot the brown."
"Q: How do small people call each other? A: On microphones."
"Subway is like prostitution you pay someone else to do your wife's job."
"Herpes is such a strong word, I prefer penis sprinkles."
"How do programmers like their snacks? Byte-sized."