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Joke of the Day
"What kind of food can't blind people eat? Seafood."
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"What does a girl want more than anything in the world? Nothing. She's fine."
"My sister said she wanted to have sex with me. I tried to say no, but she was incestant."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the ""Fresh Prints""."
"Ominous music should play when you meet the wrong ppl."
"if ur date declines a kiss at the end of the night open ur mouth and let the ants escape. Then say ""it's ok I had a mouthful of ants anyway"""
"I just got fired from my job at the fruit market. I was driving people bananas."
"Anyone can give a definition for erectile dysfunction... It's not that hard."
"What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh? A mis-carriage"
"What did the tomato say to the ear of corn? Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate."