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Joke of the Day
"Explain joke What do pigs eat? Mud pies"
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"I think if we trained bears to fly planes people wouldn't worry about hijacking because they'd be too worried about bears."
"[Religon] What's black and religous? The jews after hitler godammit how 2 spell religeone?!?!?!?!?"
"How do you circumcise a whale? Four skin divers"
"What do logicians use to shave? Occam's razor"
"What's sadder than a dying puppy? A black child on father's day"
"""Yeah can I have a triple bacon cheeseburger..."" *sees Grim Reaper in passenger seat* *sigh* ""and can you put lettuce and tomato on that?"""
"What do you call a quadriplegic Canadian? A Can't-adian!"
"If you look long enough and hard enough you could make a lot of money doing porn."
"Donald Trump can't take any criticism... At this point he's such a pussy about it he may as well just grab himself."