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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump can't take any criticism... At this point he's such a pussy about it he may as well just grab himself."

"Recognize an old gay How can you recognize an worn out gay guy ? When you pat him on the shoulder, he shits his pants."

"Failure is not an optionit comes bundled with the software."

"A lion would NEVER cheat on his mate But a Tiger Wood. XD"

"Umm if Jesus only died for my sins to manipulate me into joining his religion maybe he's not such a ""nice guy"""

"Women's rights."

"Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V? Because they are always V-triggered"

"If you think it hurts to lose a boyfriend/girlfriend, you've clearly never lost close to 500 GB's worth of data on your hard drive."

"Cinderella, but the Prince is searching for the maiden who matches the glass thigh gap."

"The John Birch Society wants American schools to ban protractors. Because a protractor marks angles."