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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a quadriplegic Canadian? A Can't-adian!"

"The Minnesota Twins have just signed Adrian Peterson to a 3 year deal. More details to come. All we know is Adrian will be a switch hitter."

"I miss the good old days when no one knew what gluten was."

"So a blind guy walks into a bar... We had to call an ambulance for the poor guy."

"Did you hear about the preganant comedian? She's got a pun in the oven."

"What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?"

"What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros? A Hodor..."

"Quick! What's protocol for when he opens my car door for me and just shy of 7,000 Sonic straw wrappers fall out?"

"Jokes you used to tell as a kid Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- MOOOOOOO"

"What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by? Pull down his pants."