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Joke of the Day
"What's sadder than a dying puppy? A black child on father's day"
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"""I was going home with someone new every night. I didn't even know their names, and you know what? I didn't care."" - class hamster memoir."
"They say what kills you in your past life is your biggest fear in this life.. But I'm pretty sure premature ejaculation never killed anyone"
"One of those people out there with protected tweets is your therapist passing your problems off as jokes."
"Who the hell invented Bull Riding? ""Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"""
"A man enters a library A man goes to the library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds ""Fuck off, you're not gonna bring it back."""
"A tiger got his tail caught in a lawn mower... He looked at it and said, ""It won't be long now...."""
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift."
"Why did the pasta get in trouble? Because he was stroganoff!"
"Whats 6'2"" and doesnt work? My moms van, its been sitting on blocks all summer you racist bastard."