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Joke of the Day
"What's sadder than a dying puppy? A black child on father's day"
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"Knock, Knock... Who's there? The Gestapo. Gestapo who? Ve ask ze questions, schwein."
"Your hair turns white when you get old for evolutionary reasons. Predators leave you alone if they think you're a wizard"
"How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant? As much as you can curry."
"How did the Kentucky woman know her daughter was on her period? She tasted the blood on her son's penis."
"I bought a nice 12 year old Scotch. Obviously his parents weren't pleased!"
"*walks out of prison, a free man. *guards shouting from gate ""From! At! For! With!"" What? ""Oh, we always end sentences with a preposition"""
"Why do white people have bigger dicks than asians? Because they're caucasian."
"How do you get three gay men off your couch Jerk one off, the other two will come"
"Me: What's for dinner? Her: Chinese. Me: I will make the Duck Sauce. *catches duck *fires up juicer"