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Joke of the Day
"The person who owns Hovis is from my local area. Born and bred."
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"What happens when a Jewish man with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose."
"I wish I could illegally download better health care insurance."
"How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along? Sew sew"
"Been reading about instinctive behaviors. Apparently, my natural reaction to seeing an attractive woman is a Fixed Action Pattern (in short, FAP)."
"That moment you could pass as an Olympic speed walker because you are racing to the bathroom."
"Where does big-foot keep his genitals? In his sascrotch!"
"A North Korean man announce yesterday that his Dog gave birth to a 1/2 Dog 1/2 Cat offspring! Also referred to in Korea as the #2 ""Combo""!!!"
"The most terrifying thing a woman can say to me is ""notice anything different?"""
"Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven? Cause seven eight ten."