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Joke of the Day
"What do logicians use to shave? Occam's razor"
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"Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."
"Why was the young snowflake so upset? Because he just watched his mom get plowed."
"Lost and Found I was reading the lost and found section of the paper and saw this: ""Found, one black boy's bicycle."" Wonder how they knew?"
"What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia? Euthanasia."
"Thank god for smart phones I was getting tired or reading the back of shampoo bottles while in the bathroom"
"What did the Australian sea captain announce when he decided to wank with both arms? All hands on deck"
"Me: Can I have some of your candy? 3-year-old: Can I have some of your beer? Me: 3: Me: 3: Me: Deal. Wife: NO!"
"Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them."