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Joke of the Day

"""Yeah can I have a triple bacon cheeseburger..."" *sees Grim Reaper in passenger seat* *sigh* ""and can you put lettuce and tomato on that?"""

"What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? A helephino. (Hellifiknow)"

"An amazing talking dog"

"Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend? He was a boar."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem is overused, just like your mum."

"What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right? Ones with an obtuse angle."

"There was a girl pushing an suv this morning while the guy steered. Feminists everywhere must be scissoring in victory."

"How do you make an egg roll? You push it"

"""Opportunity"" doesn't always knock the door... Last night she walked in our room when we were in a compromising position. Kids these days!"

"My 84 mother to my 19: Make-up sure does wonders but you don't want your future husband waking up wondering who you are in the morning."